Once upon a time in the land of Wealth and Money lived a very great man named Iyam Foir Mememe. This blusterous man had a lot of the Wealth and Money in this land of Wealth and Money. One day he decided he and his family would become the leaders of this plush green land. Of course he had a flock of followers. These followers were hoping that if he was elected he would shower some of the Wealth and Money on them. So these people that lived in the land of Wealth and Money voted for Iyam Foir Mememe. He was elected by a vote of 6 votes for him and 4 votes to Ida Bea Awlthat. Ida belonged to the Insignificant Party.
Every thing went well for 4 years. Iyam was named the Pretender Leader and did everything that the leader of the Land of Wealth and Money was suppose to do. Pretender Iyam Foir Mememe first took all the former paper work that was done, in the years before he became the Pretender Leader, and shredded them. This was done to make more room for all the paper work he would would write with his magical disappearing Pretender Leader Pen. Pretender Iyam then decided that he was also the leader of the Those People Kingdoms and snickered and smirked them with all the alternate fiction he could muster. Turmoil became reality and the people in the Land of Wealth and Money devoured this confusion and decided that this was a good deal.
Pretender Iyam became good friends with the Pretender Leader in the Land of Shusha. Pretender Chad Shootim, of Shusha, was the leader of the Bullshovics Party. Iyam Foir Mememe loved Shootim. When Iyam visited Shusha. Chad Shootim would never ever make fun of Iyam for wetting the beds Iyam slept in. For some odd reason Iyam actually thought that wetting the beds in the Land of Shusha was the politically correct thing to do. His reasoning was that because of the large Army and Police force in Shusha. The people being led there were like little children that needed Pretender Chad to watch over them. Well you know how children can be so it kind of made sense to Iyam.
After four years of making more Wealth and Money in the Land of Wealth and Money as the Pretender Leader. Iyam became real good at presenting alternate reality to his people. So he decided he would stay as the permanent Pretender Leader. There was an election that was held and Iyam got 4 votes and the Insignificant Party got 6 votes. Pretender Leader Iyam snorted and huffed and puffed and blew away all the election results. Pretender Iyam took all the pegs that were holding up the tent that the Insignificant Party held meeting in. Pretender Iyam then made a lot of the Insignificant Party members take a walk over a cliff , that was a short cut to the rocky beach on the shores of the Land of Wealth and Money. The leftover members of the Insignificant Party got a free trip to the Land of Shusha, It was so wonderful that they were given jobs to change the sheets in the homes of the people living in Shusha.
Everyone was so happy in the Land of Wealth and Money. Pretender Leader Iyam Foir Mememe saved the people in the Land of Wealth and Money. It seems people thought there was a great tidal wave that wiped out 1/4 of the land of Wealth and Money. Plus 1/2 of the population also went missing after this tidal wave. Pretender Iyam Foir Mememe just laughed and laughed. From now on anyone living in the Land of Wealth and Money will be named Dimm Citizens. This is because they believe in all this nonsense of tidal waves that are just hoaxes. Pretender Iyam then had his daughter named Deer Mememe, make uniforms and clothes that all the Dimm residents got to buy without discounts.
Pretender Iyam Foir Mememe then decided that the Land of Wealth and Money was an exclusive land. So he built a lot of Hugh Mounds of dirt that kept unwanted outsiders from coming into the Land of Wealth and Money. To be sure to keep them out he also set up towers with armed volunteer Dimm Citizens. It was amazing how good those distorted marksman shot so many foolish trespassers.
Finally Iyam Foir Mememe’s wife had a dandy suggestion. Anytime there was a large crowd of Dimm Citizens worshipping Iyam. It seemed that some people were not wearing proper attire that their daughter Deer Mememe sold. This made the color of the crowd off. Iyam then made sure all those off color clothed people, were to be rolled down the dirt mounds with the outsiders trying to come into the Land of Wealth and Money. There was also a rose garden and winter holiday that, First Lady Pretender Hohmm Mememe abolished and destroyed. Well! All us Dimm followers know how useless flowers and holidays are anyway. It is especially true that on Holidays the Dimm Citizens want the day off and that is just preposterous.
So it is so. Pretender Iyam Foir Mememe lived happily, with his family, in the Land of Mememe with all his Dimm Citizens. The Insignificant Party was no more; there were no more off colors in crowds. The dirt mounds got bigger and harder to climb because of all the outsiders plying up. Pretender Chad Shootim eventually got a home in a big white house near Iyam. The Land of Wealth and Money was eventually renamed the United Lands of Shusha. Pretender Chad also let Iyam retire and sent the Mememe family to the Lands of Inncoghneato. As for me. I just got picked up for a free cab ride to the beach in the United Lands of Shusha. Man just how lucky can a Dimm citizen like me can get.